You got that all down now Mom? Make sure you use the spell check and all that. I want it done perfectly. After all, I am the perfect doggie! Please notice that Mom is scratching my back. She is well known for doing MANY things at one time!
Mom told me they call this type of shirt, "A WIFE BEATER"! Ah.........first of all, I am not married.......and second.....I would NEVER beat a wife if I did have one!! So where did that name come from anyway? That's just CRAZY! But you sure can admit that I look great in purple!
My Mom found this nice pink blankie, and washed it all up and gave it to me! It is SO COZY! Now you all might wonder, why, I would even agree to having a pink blankie, but she is saving that for another post. 
I'm kinda tired, and would like to go to bed with Mom, but she is STILL playing on the laptop. Sometimes I think she feels that is more important than me! Come on Mom! Let's get some shuteye!
The ear down, is to drown out Mom's typing on the laptop, (she spends TO MUCH time on there)! And the ear up, is to listen if Dad is getting any goodies out of the kitchen! I sure ain't stupid ya know! I like to keep up with whats happening in this house!
