Breakfast Of Champions

Oh I gotta get up from this couch. I'm smelling something pretty good, cookin' in the kitchen. She, (my mom), better be given' me some of it. I'm just likin' my chops, cause I know what it is.

Mom, you are going to share that oatmeal with raisins and maple syrup with me, arn't you? You know I need my fiber every day just like you............ I heard it is guaranteed to prolong my life!

Oh yeah, thanks Mom! It was delish! I sure coulda ate more than she gave me though!