Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I AM NOT A DOG! (by Billy)

Over the Christmas holidays, some of Mom and Dad's neighbors came over to visit. Now I have to tell you, I am not a dog, have never been a dog, and NEVER will be a dog! I am just a furry little human being! So I look like a dog you say? Well then, look around the world people! All humans come in all kinds of shapes and sizes, and yes LOOKS! It is just WRONG to call me a dog! I am little, loving, and have ALL the human emotional characteristics that you have! And I am sorry, I DON'T like dogs! Why did this black, very hairy, smelly THING have to come in my house and practically ruin my holidays? Parents!!!!!! Sometimes they just do NOT make good choices! It can be so hard sometimes to raise our parents, huh? They sure don't hand out guidebooks for us, now do they? OK, so that is probably the worst thing my parents have ever done to me, and they have apologized to me over and over. Other than this incident, they are just the bestest parent a tween could have! I DO LOVE you Mom and Dad, but don't let the dogs out! (or come into our house again!) PS, Buttons, you don't even know how to speak good grammer!

6 comments:

Life With Dogs said...

Got thumbs?

LOL! :)

Madi and Mom said...

Billy you are definitely not a dog...you are a deep thinker!!! Love your philosophy on life with humans!!!
Madi and Mom

Ninny said...

Billy, I don't think you're a dog...you look too much like your dad, that's why! LOL You sweet thang...

Liz and Tootie

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

well--you are too sweet to be a human....

Remington said...

I'm not a dog either! I am just a little boy....

Dog Skin Solutions said...

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