The ear down, is to drown out Mom's typing on the laptop, (she spends TO MUCH time on there)! And the ear up, is to listen if Dad is getting any goodies out of the kitchen! I sure ain't stupid ya know! I like to keep up with whats happening in this house!
Oh! You know, this reminds me of a song....goes something like this; One sock off, and one sock on.......something about Little John.......Anyone remember? Or am I just confused? My Bro's grandma use to say it to them when they were little. So now I will sing; One ear up, and one ear down, Let's all get ready, and go to town! YAY!