Monday, April 25, 2011

The Blind Man?

One afternoon, Ralph went to the store to get his usual lottery tickets. He told the cashier what he wanted, and gave her five dollars. She took his hand and told him she was putting three dollars change in it, then closed his hand on the money. It was all he could do to not start giggling, right then and there. As he left the building, he started roaring at the fact he was going to drive away, and wondering if the cashier could still see him do just that! Of course later that evening, he realized exactly why the cashier thought he may be somewhat blind. Since his cataract surgery, he has some trouble seeing close up, without glasses. (only had these sunglasses on) After he got the lottery tickets, he put them quite close to his face, to check out the numbers. We sure had a huge laugh over this poor cashiers expense!
PS, Billy just thought he would become the seeing eye dog! BOL!

8 comments:

Miz Liz said...

rofl!! You made my monday girl!!! sooo funny!!!

Kathy said...

That's pretty funny, Ralph!
I hope your recovery from eye surgery is fast and you can see a whole lot better!
Also hope at least one of your lottery tickets wins big time, so Gloria can retire earlier! :)

Remington said...

Oh that is funny!

Ninny said...

Poor blind man. Billy would make a great seeing eye dog! Hope that lottery ticket won something big!

Peggy Frezon said...

That was a kind cashier to be so courteous with him, even though she guessed wrong!

Madi and Mom said...

Billy that was hilarious. I would like to have seen the cashier's face when your Dad drove away.
Hugs Madi

Christine said...

Need to send this to Reader's Digest. Might earn enough money to buy another ticket!

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahahahaha...OMD, is yuo serious? Dat is hysterical.
But, I am glad da cashier was nice enuffs to help. Wonder what her thought afters seeing him drive off?

Puddles