Monday, September 19, 2011

I Guess I was Naughty

One day recently, my Mom said I was naughty. I really don't know what I did! She said I was so naughty, she was going to cut all the hairs off of me. Well the nerve of her I thought! Why was I going to get all my hairs removed because of something I know nothing about? So.......I endured over an hour, on top of the washing machine, (best place in our house for grooming), while she took that little electric thingy, and cut every last hair off my sides and legs. WELL!!! She sure found out how skinny I am, cause immediately, she gave me some very special cookies. Hmmmmm, maybe I should be naughty more often, ya think? Dad came home from the market with all kinds of goodies for us, and his face just dropped when he saw me! Uh Dad..........Mom said I was naughty, and I guess she wanted me to look ugly. Dad started laughing then. He said My name should be Twiggy, now! Then he said Mindy, Mom didn't say you were naughty, and she sure wouldn't cut all your hairs off if you were. She said..........you were KNOTTY, or at least your hairs were knotty! Anyway, I do believe I have finally figured out the problem. Dad talks like a New Englander, and Mom talks like a Western New Yorker. Thus.......since I listen to Dad all day while Mom is making bacon, I understand the NE accent more. Sheesh Mom, would you learn how to talk better please. At least I got some pretty special cookies for all the agony I went through! So..........here is a pic of me, ALL NAKED NOW! Got any extra cookies to help me out?
Lovies to all, Twiggy/Miss Mindy

7 comments:

Jill said...

Oh Miss Mindy! You are a thin little thing. Mom AND Dad need to fatten you up with lots and lots of treats!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Miss Mindy...you do have a problem with accents there at your house...you would never ever understand my mom she is 100% Southern.

You my sweet friend you have very lovely shapely legs...so you can carry off that look very well.
Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi

Miz Liz said...

She shaved your winter coat!! Oh My Gosh!!!!
I hope mom buys you some warm flannels for this winter:)

Ms. ~K said...

Mindy,
Pls ask your mom to bring her magic clippers to my house...maybe if she cuts my hair I'll look thinner!!!! :)
xoxo
~K

Kathy said...

Poor Miss Mindy! Good thing it's warm in Florida, no matter who is talking to you!
Maybe you'll get new dresses as well as the cookies! Go shopping girl!

Remington said...

You are a model, Miss Mandy! Wow! You are slender! Better get a warm jacket!

Gizzy's Mom said...

Do your dresses still fit????