Today is the day that my "Boy" gets here! I am planning a big surprize for him! I am going to pretend to be a very big mouse, hiding under his bed! When he walks into the bedroom, I will jump out at him and scare the $*#@ right outta him! What do you think will happen next? He really won't know it's me, Billy, right? After all, you didn't know it was me, right? You know.........some peeps in my past.......use to call me a rat dog.........I don't like rats..........I like meeses better! Or......you know........I could always head up Santa's sleigh with this nose! Just sayen. Mom............what was in that fruitcake I just ate? It was mighty tasty!
